The naked truth

I got this story form the BBC world news site:

"A pair of risque Art Deco statues at the US Justice Department have been quietly put back on show, three years after a mysterious cover-up. Majesty of Justice and Spirit of Justice depict a partially nude man and a woman with one breast fully exposed. "

Didn't the Justice Department have anything better to do than spend $8,000 on curtains to cover up the most natural thing in the world- the human body?

What is everyone so afraid of? It's like the whole breast feeding issue. What on God's earth is so offensive about a woman's breast that people freak out to see her feeding her child. Which, by the way, is what breasts are for!

Maybe the real problem isn't the breast, but the penis. Obviously men get so overly excited by the sight of a breast that they get instant hard-ons and lose their damned minds. Therefore the only solution must be to Ban the Breast (insert dramatic music here).

Is it just me, or would the entire planet be better off if the people who own the breasts were in charge?

Steele, who is off to buy some new bras