Thursday, September 01, 2005

Toxic

This little tidbit was in Norm's column of the Review-Journal a few days ago:

Mommy-to-be Britney Spears may be expecting a long-term Las Vegas engagement. She's embracing the idea of becoming a resident headliner and nontouring mom, a la Celine Dion, according to Las Vegas deal maker Jack Wishna, who met with her recently. "The parties are working on a deal that could bring Britney in her own show in Las Vegas by 2007-2008"

Which means I'll have to find a reason to leave the state.

I like Celine Dion- she actually has talent and manages to do convey it with all of her clothes on. Britney on the other hand has distorted before the public eye from a sweet-faced young pop star into a crude, attention obsessed, no-class, lip-synching, stupid slut.

Yes, I said stupid. Because you'd have to be a braindead moron to marry a guy who left his first child and pregnant girlfriend for you and actually believe he'll stick around once he's blown through your cash.

On second thought, I'll stick around after all and maybe even buy a concert ticket. Britney's going to need the money to feed her child and pay her once-and-future deadbeat husband alimony.

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