Thursday, September 29, 2005

Remain calm, Citizen

I imagine a lot of immigrants will be heading for Iowa after a Des Moines man won a lottery jackpot the day he became a U.S. citizen.

“That's a double-lucky win,” Moses Bittok said [September 26th] as he claimed his $1.89 million Hot Lotto jackpot. “It's almost like you adopted a country and then they netted you $1.8 million. It doesn't happen anywhere - I guess only in America.”

“For some reason, I'm calm,” he said. His wife Leonida didn't have the same reaction. “I'm the one who screamed!” she said with a laugh.

Bittok, a correctional officer at the Iowa Correctional Institute for Women in Mitchellville, said he doesn't know exactly what he will do with his winnings, but a college fund for the couple's 4-year-old daughter Mindy is top priority.

America really is the Land of Opportunity!

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Dead men can tell tales

Inventor Sergio Aguirre has come up with a solar-powered video panel embedded in a tombstone that plays scenes of the deceased's life. The family can look at a slide show of photos or view a 5-7 minute movie of their loved one on the Serenity Panel to remember all the good things about the person’s life.

In case anyone in my family is considering spending the $1,500 dollars for this when I kick, I'd like to request the following please not be included:

The time I got two baby carrots stuck up my nose [Joey dared me!]

The time Dad caught me sneaking out to meet Blake Lyons and my dress ripped when it got caught on the windowsill

The time I made the mistake of getting a home perm and lightening my hair at the same time

The time I was sunbathing in the backyard and the dog stole my bikini top

The time I threw up in Allegra's plastic wading pool after drinking too much chianti [Joey dared me!]

Okay, never mind. There are too many moments that I don't want included. I'll make my own damned video and leave detailed instructions in my will.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

I haven't fed you lately

I'm such a bad hostess. I can hear my mother scolding me from across town for letting you stay here so long without offering you something to eat. And because I'm sure you're starving, here are a couple more of my favorite recipes that can be combined for an entire meal :

POLLO DELLA TOSCANO

2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken thighs
1 1/2 pounds chicken breast tenderloins
Salt and pepper
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
6 cloves garlic, crushed
3 tablespoons white wine vinegar
2 tablespoons butter
2 shallots, chopped
6 sprigs fresh rosemary, finely chopped
2 tablespoons flour
1 cup dry white wine
2 cups beef broth (yes, beef broth)

Season chicken with salt and pepper. Heat a large, deep skillet over medium high heat. Add 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, half the chicken pieces, and a couple of crushed cloves of garlic.

Brown chicken for 2 minutes on each side and remove from pan. Add remaining oil, remaining chicken pieces and garlic. Brown chicken 2 minutes on each side and remove.

Add vinegar to the pan. Let it cook off. Add butter, shallots, and rosemary to the pan and cook 2 minutes, add flour and cook 1 minute more. Whisk in wine, reduce 1 minute. Whisk in broth and bring liquids up to a bubble.

Return chicken to the pan and simmer over moderate heat 7 to 8 minutes to finish cooking chicken through.


INSALATA FREDERIC

3 cups balsamic vinegar
1 head radicchio, julienned
1 bunch fresh spinach, cleaned and chopped
2 heads endive, julienned
1 bunch watercress
1 bunch arugula, cleaned and stems cut back
6 shallots, diced
24 spears pencil asparagus, blanched and refreshed
3 plum tomatoes, quartered
1/4 tablespoon olive oil
1 carrot, peeled and shaved into strips with peeler

In a saucepan reduce balsamic vinegar until thick and malty. Place in a squirt bottle. In a large mixing bowl, place radicchio, spinach, endive, watercress and arugula. Toss until mixed well. Set aside.

In a small bowl, combine shallots, asparagus and the tomato. Add just a touch of balsamic reduction and the olive oil. Mix to coat the vegetables.

On a plate, place salad mix, then asparagus mixture, then carrot strips. Top with a light squirt of balsamic reduction and salt and pepper serve

CIAMBELLA PUGLIESE

1/2 teaspoon sea salt
2 teaspoons baking powder
2 1/2 cups cake flour
5 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
3/4 cup sugar
3 eggs
1 tablespoon grated lemon zest
1/2 cup whole milk
3/4 cup pear marmalade

(Marmellata di Pere):
2 pounds pears, peeled, cored, and cut into small pieces
1 1/3 cups granulated sugar
Mix fruit and sugar together thoroughly, cover with a kitchen towel, and set aside for at least 3 hours to let the juices start to run.

Transfer to a large non-reactive saucepan and cook over moderate to medium-low heat until pears are heated through, about 10 minutes stirring with a wooden spoon to prevent sticking. Remove from heat when mixture is dense.
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Butter and flour 2 (8-inch) round cake tins. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Add salt and baking powder to the flour and toss with a fork to mix well.

In a mixing bowl, beat the oil and sugar together, then add the eggs, one at a time, beating thoroughly after each addition. Put the dry ingredients in a sifter and sift about 1/3 into the egg mixture. Add the lemon zest and fold in the flour and zest, then add about 1/3 of the milk. Continue with the remaining third of flour and milk until all the ingredients have been incorporated and blended together.

Turn into prepared cake tins, set in the preheated oven, and bake for 25 minutes, or until cakes are set, pull away from the sides of the pan, and spring back when pressed lightly in the center with a finger.

Remove from the oven, turn the cakes out, and cool on racks. When cool, spread marmalade or jam between the layers and press layers together. Sprinkle top of cake with powdered sugar.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Surreal sentences

I saw this while netsurfing and thought it sounded like fun. [Obviously, since we even had this many books around, things are slow at the agency and Jon and I are bored]

Directions:
1. Take five novels from your bookshelf.
2. Book 1 — first sentence
3. Book 2 — last sentence on page 50
4. Book 3 — second sentence on page 100
5. Book 4 — next to the last sentence on page 150
6. Book 5 — final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph.
8. Feel free to "cheat" to make it a better paragraph.
9. Name your sources
10.Post to your blog.

Here's mine:
1 AWAKEN ME DARKLY - Gena Showalter
2 URBAN SHAMAN - C.E. Murphy
3 A.K.A. GODDESS - Evelyn Vaughn
4 STAYING DEAD - Laura Anne Gilman
5 CARPE DEMON - Julie Kenner

Midnight. The witching hour some say. Since it was 12:07 a.m. and I was standing over a dead body, I had to agree./ Just for a moment everything stopped. There was a rider astride the gray, arrested in motion by my scream./One blow. He sank onto stone at the base of Tour Melusine, bloody and unconscious./Oliver Frants would be quite proud of it. If he ever gave the matter any thought. /And, when you get right down to it, what family doesn't have one or two little secrets...?

And here's Jon's:
1 OVER THE EDGE - Jeannie London
2 CERTIFIED MALE - Kristin Hardy
3 A STRANGER'S TOUCH - Tori Carrington
4 HER PRIVATE EYE - Shannon Hollis
5 HERS FOR THE WEEKEND - Tanya Michaels

The woman moved as though she were making love, slim curves gathering and unfolding in a sinuous display/The stroke of tongue against tongue sent desire arrowing through her./Quinn, however, had some body parts that would solely appreciate the attention./He pulled the clip from her hair and fluffed the chaos of curls over the vee of bare skin at her nape just as her mother walked in the door./ "So would now be a good time to vote on whether or not we should make love? All in favor-" "Aye."

Jon thought it was hysterical that his ended up sounding like some kinky incest orgy.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Toxic

This little tidbit was in Norm's column of the Review-Journal a few days ago:

Mommy-to-be Britney Spears may be expecting a long-term Las Vegas engagement. She's embracing the idea of becoming a resident headliner and nontouring mom, a la Celine Dion, according to Las Vegas deal maker Jack Wishna, who met with her recently. "The parties are working on a deal that could bring Britney in her own show in Las Vegas by 2007-2008"

Which means I'll have to find a reason to leave the state.

I like Celine Dion- she actually has talent and manages to do convey it with all of her clothes on. Britney on the other hand has distorted before the public eye from a sweet-faced young pop star into a crude, attention obsessed, no-class, lip-synching, stupid slut.

Yes, I said stupid. Because you'd have to be a braindead moron to marry a guy who left his first child and pregnant girlfriend for you and actually believe he'll stick around once he's blown through your cash.

On second thought, I'll stick around after all and maybe even buy a concert ticket. Britney's going to need the money to feed her child and pay her once-and-future deadbeat husband alimony.